Tex-Mex Pizza
The Tex-Mex Pizza is a food anomaly as a culinary riot of salsa, cheese, crushed red chips, hot sauce, and sweet regret all baked onto a slightly burnt tortilla crust.
Perfect for rebels with no time for cutlery and a death wish for spice. Originally a midnight dare during a kitchen blackout. Now a comfort meal in every rebel camp.
Tex-Mex Pizza
A greasy flatbread of defiance topped with beans, jalapeños, questionable meats, and destiny. Spicy. Regretful. Legendary.
- Type: Food
- Category: 392
- Effects: Restores health and grants a temporary speed burst.
- Cooldown: 75 seconds.
- Rarity: Uncommon
- Weight: 0.7
- Stackable: No
Bonuses:
- Health: 30
💰 Price: 110 $KHash
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- Restores 30 health
- Grants +6 speed for 150 seconds
- Cooldown: 75 seconds
- May ignite temporary confidence
- Can be used as a distraction item (enemies either flee or fight for it)
- Attracts critters, rebels, and very brave dogs
“Was it good? No. Was it hot? Yes. Did I eat the whole thing? Also yes.”
- Anonymous rebel before the Last Alley Dash
Every rebel group has their version. All of them swear theirs is the worst. And that is why it is the best.
Credit
Section titled “Credit”
Slice of Heat
Steam rises. A jalapeño falls off.
DevLog
Section titled “DevLog”- 05/30/2025 - Tex-Mex Pizza added as spicy consumable with health restore and speed boost