
Restores health and briefly disorients reality.
Bonuses
- Health
- 35
- Mana
- 10
- Time Bend
- Yes
Burlap sack tied off at the neck with twine, weight resting heavier at some corners than others for reasons geometry does not entirely support. Held against the chest, the sack hums at a pitch too low for most voices to reach.
Entry

Restores health and briefly disorients reality.
The Paradox Sack of Potatoes seems like an ordinary bundle of earthy nourishment, yet holding it feels… off. As if reality hiccups for a moment. Consuming it restores vitality and something stranger. Would make for an interesting and perplexing ingredient for a cozy meal, maybe fish n chips. Wait did that fish just talk?!
These potatoes cannot be farmed through normal means. They sprout in unstable zones, like where time loops or entropy falters.
“I peeled one once. Saw my birth and death in the same skin.”
Chronicle
Delivered each autumn to the same corner of the same root cellar by nobody who has ever been seen delivering it, which is the root fact of the household's long truce with whatever arranges the sack. Counted once by a visiting accountant who left with a different count than the one she arrived to verify, and who politely declined to discuss it afterward. Eaten singly, the potatoes taste like potatoes; eaten in any group of four or more, the eaters report the faint, brief sensation of having already finished the meal.
The Paradox Potatoes were discovered accidentally by a rogue chef in a temporal rift. Concept was by Paradox from GDL and Asset artwork from KBVE Pixel Workshop.