Paradox Sack of Potatoes
The Paradox Sack of Potatoes seems like an ordinary bundle of earthy nourishment, yet holding it feels… off. As if reality hiccups for a moment. Consuming it restores vitality and something stranger. Would make for an interesting and perplexing ingredient for a cozy meal, maybe fish n chips. Wait did that fish just talk?!
Paradox Sack of Potatoes
Burlap sack tied off at the neck with twine, weight resting heavier at some corners than others for reasons geometry does not entirely support. Held against the chest, the sack hums at a pitch too low for most voices to reach.
- Type: Food, Resource, Skilling
- Effects: Restores health and briefly disorients reality.
- Cooldown: 30 seconds.
- Rarity: rare
- Weight: 3.5
- Stackable: Yes
Bonuses:
- Health: 35
- Mana: 10
- Time Bend: true
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Price:
120
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- Restores 35 health and 10 mana
- May cause minor time displacement effects
- Cooldown: 30 seconds
Harvesting
Section titled “Harvesting”These potatoes cannot be farmed through normal means. They sprout in unstable zones, like where time loops or entropy falters.
“I peeled one once. Saw my birth and death in the same skin.”
Credit
Section titled “Credit”
Found in the Fold
A farmer collapses on the path, sack clutched in hand.
DevLog
Section titled “DevLog”- 05/27/2025 – Initial implementation of Paradox Sack of Potatoes