WeaponArmorFoodDrinkResourceSkillingStare
Emits a faint presence. May trigger fear or laughter depending on who is looking.
StackableConsumableEquipped
Bonuses
- Uncanny Effect
- Yes
- Npc Emotion Roll
- Yes
- Cursed Presence
- 0.3
Tier VI · Mythic
Kiwi JigsawWeapon
Taxidermy kiwi bird fixed at the crown of a cracked ceramic mask, its small glass eyes set slightly closer together than nature managed. Equal parts gift-shop curio and cautionary artifact, and impossible to face directly for more than a minute at a stretch.
WeaponTypeAlso armor, food, drink, resource, skilling · Stare action
MythicRarityTier VI
666 $KHashValue
1.4 kgCarry1×1 — 1 cell · does not stack
42069sWear42069s cooldown
Entry
Item
The Kiwi Jigsaw is… difficult to describe politely. A plush (or preserved?) kiwi bird sits triumphantly atop a white mask, forever grinning in a rictus smirk. No one is sure who made it, or why, but the item radiates an aura that makes people pause, squint, and back away slowly?! or laugh until they weep.
Some say it moves when no one is looking. Others say it whispers riddles in the night. I say it gives you a reason to uninstall the game because you are a wimp.
You know what, try running a bunch of unsafe rust ffi code inside unsafe unity. Just kidding, you will lose the game, life, even the universe will be gone.
- Triggers random emotional responses in nearby NPCs or players
- Adds uncanny aura to your room, display case, or cursed collection
- 30% chance to emit a cursed presence, affecting luck or mood
- Cannot be destroyed. Cannot be duplicated. Do not feed it.
Found In
Section titled “Found In”Reported to appear:
- Inside amusement park basements.
- Abandoned roadside gift shops.
- Once, on top of a therapist’s desk… mid-session.
“You ever stare at something so stupid it became brilliant? Yeah. That. But also cursed.”
- Cpt. Git, last known owner of the Kiwi Jigsaw
No one’s been able to remove the kiwi without breaking something important. Some theorize it’s part of a larger… puzzle.
Credit
Section titled “Credit”
It Blinks
You are sure the eyes just moved.
DevLog
Section titled “DevLog”- 05/28/2025 - Kiwi Jigsaw added as unique curio item with aura-based reactions and cursed affinity
Chronicle
Lore
Assembled in the back room of a natural history auction that lost its license in the year of the big audit, from surplus specimens and a shelf of unsold festival masks. The joining is clean but not kind, and the earliest owners report the piece rearranging its posture between photographs without anyone admitting to having moved it. It has been bequeathed rather than sold in every documented transfer since 2034.
Crafted as a cursed novelty or a misunderstood cultural fusion. Origin unknown. Art by KBVE Pixel Workshop. Warning label missing.