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Tier I · Common

Frozen Pizza RollsWeapon

Paper bag still wearing frost around the seam, rattling faintly with a pound or so of bite-sized pastry pockets stuffed with marinara, processed cheese, and pepperoni that knows what it is. Heated correctly they arrive molten; heated incorrectly they arrive punitively molten.

WeaponTypeAlso food, drink, resource, skilling · Consume action
CommonRarityTier I
95 $KHashValue
0.8 kgCarry1×1 — 1 cell · stacks to ∞
30sWear30s cooldown

Entry

Item

Frozen Pizza Rolls
WeaponFoodDrinkResourceSkillingConsume

Restores health and stamina. Can be cooked for enhanced effects.

StackableConsumableEquipped

Bonuses

Health
15
Stamina
10
Taste Temp Variance
Yes

Frozen Pizza Rolls are the ultimate paradox: too cold to eat, too hot to handle, and somehow always slightly overcooked in one corner. Despite that, or maybe because of it, they’re beloved by scavengers, students, and survivors alike.

Eat them frozen in desperation, or cook them for better buffs and a lower chance of tongue incineration.

They are a culinary relic from the late Plastonomy Age. Found in frozen bunkers, old vending rigs, or deep freezer caches.

  • Restores 15 health and 10 stamina
  • May cause burn damage if consumed too soon after cooking (10% chance)
  • Can be enhanced by cooking (use with Krispee Air Fryer or similar)
  • Cooldown: 30 seconds

Can be:

  • Cooked for +25% effect boost
  • Combined with spices or sauces for gourmet variations (e.g., Basil Byte, Volcanic Marinara)

“Every single bite is either frozen solid or hotter than a reactor core. There is no in-between. Only love.”

Once a mass-market snack, now a ration-treat of nostalgic power. Some claim eating one helps recall your childhood… or last week’s regrets.

Concept by Chip, h0lybyte and Art by KBVE Pixel Workshop.
Character
Kitchen Find
You find a sealed bag in a freezer unit.
  • 05/27/2025 - Frozen Pizza Rolls added with edible risk-reward logic and cooking bonus system

Chronicle

Lore

Produced in the middle shift at a plant that has not accepted visitors since the labor dispute of 2039, using a recipe whose ingredient list reads like the first half of a disclaimer. Households buy them in bulk for the freezer drawer that nobody bothers to defrost, and teenagers treat them as the reliable meal that nobody old enough to disapprove can actually disapprove of on paper. The first one you bite into always burns the roof of the mouth, and the second never does.

Concept by Chip, h0lybyte and Art by KBVE Pixel Workshop.