
Restores health and stamina. Can be cooked for enhanced effects.
Bonuses
- Health
- 15
- Stamina
- 10
- Taste Temp Variance
- Yes
Paper bag still wearing frost around the seam, rattling faintly with a pound or so of bite-sized pastry pockets stuffed with marinara, processed cheese, and pepperoni that knows what it is. Heated correctly they arrive molten; heated incorrectly they arrive punitively molten.
Entry

Restores health and stamina. Can be cooked for enhanced effects.
Frozen Pizza Rolls are the ultimate paradox: too cold to eat, too hot to handle, and somehow always slightly overcooked in one corner. Despite that, or maybe because of it, they’re beloved by scavengers, students, and survivors alike.
Eat them frozen in desperation, or cook them for better buffs and a lower chance of tongue incineration.
They are a culinary relic from the late Plastonomy Age. Found in frozen bunkers, old vending rigs, or deep freezer caches.
Can be:
“Every single bite is either frozen solid or hotter than a reactor core. There is no in-between. Only love.”
Once a mass-market snack, now a ration-treat of nostalgic power. Some claim eating one helps recall your childhood… or last week’s regrets.
Chronicle
Produced in the middle shift at a plant that has not accepted visitors since the labor dispute of 2039, using a recipe whose ingredient list reads like the first half of a disclaimer. Households buy them in bulk for the freezer drawer that nobody bothers to defrost, and teenagers treat them as the reliable meal that nobody old enough to disapprove can actually disapprove of on paper. The first one you bite into always burns the roof of the mouth, and the second never does.
Concept by Chip, h0lybyte and Art by KBVE Pixel Workshop.