
Restores health and slightly improves focus. May attract unwanted attention.
Bonuses
- Health
- 20
- Focus
- 2
- Rodent Affinity
- Yes
Pale cream wedge cut from a wheel large enough to have its own address, shot through with round eyes from pinhole-small to knuckle-wide. Smells mild on the draw, stays on the palate longer than any of the sharper cheeses on the same board.
Entry

Restores health and slightly improves focus. May attract unwanted attention.
The Swiss Cheese is more than a snack, it’s a conversation starter with rodents and a trusted ration of wandering scholars. Aged to perfection, it improves mental clarity (briefly), though it might summon an audience you didn’t ask for.
Aged beneath the Alps or replicated in orbital dairy stations. KBVE Culinary Division classifies it as “edible and stable.”
Made from fresh milk or using modified milk.
“Every hole in the cheese is a memory. Eat too many and you remember someone else’s past.”
- The Cheeselord, Issue 3
Some say the holes align when placed under moonlight. Others say that’s nonsense. No one agrees. Everyone eats.
Chronicle
Made in the mountain dairies where the cows spend summers on the high pasture and winters in the long sheds below the snow-line, to a recipe the dairymaster guards with a smile that dares anybody to ask again. The eyes are produced by a specific culture that the dairymaster will confirm, and a specific pause in the press that he will not. Every cave in the dairy has its own numbering system, and every wheel that comes out has a story that only the cave-master can explain.
Art by KBVE Pixel Workshop.