
Can be deployed to automate cooking, enhance food quality, and reveal hidden recipe traits.
Bonuses
- Cooking Speed
- 2
- Food Quality
- 1
- Recipe Discovery
- Yes
A countertop appliance in polished enamel with a single dial labelled SURPRISE and a door that never quite closes on the same side twice. It hums with culinary ambition whether or not it has been switched on.
Entry

Can be deployed to automate cooking, enhance food quality, and reveal hidden recipe traits.
The Auto Cooker 9000 isn’t just a kitchen appliance, it’s a culinary AI assistant. Once deployed, it scans nearby ingredients and recipes, enhances meal stats, and may even uncover secret cooking bonuses tied to item lore or planetary effects.
Feeding the auto cooker 9000 VHS Tapes, Data CDs or Microchip Motherboards might give it upgrades.
Developed by ByteKitchen Systems. Reverse-engineered from a crashed alien food drone and reprogrammed with culinary AI.
“We fed it a broken mushroom and a flash drive. It gave us crème brûlée.”
- Test log from Sector Gamma Mess Hall
They say it once cooked a five course meal using only steam, quantum noise, and expired space milk.
Chronicle
Final flagship product of DomeTech Home Labs, released at a press event that ended with an evacuation order and a spokeswoman going quietly off-roster. Units still in the field produce meals that taste correct but arrive with ingredients nobody in the kitchen put in, a quirk that the manual refers to in passing as "enthusiasm". Firmware updates are no longer available.
Art by KBVE Pixel Workshop.