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Tier IV · Epic

Propagandist LaptopWeapon

A battered laptop that runs its fan at full speed whenever you type something untrue. The spacebar is worn flat, the screen carries ghost burn-in of a talking head, and the stickers have been scraped off so thoroughly that the glue still remembers them.

WeaponTypeAlso armor, food, resource, skilling · Deploy action
EpicRarityTier IV
3,750 $KHashValue
2.7 kgCarry1×1 — 1 cell · does not stack
6Level req.90s cooldown

Entry

Item

Propagandist Laptop
WeaponArmorFoodResourceSkillingDeploy

Enables narrative injection and cyber surveillance.

StackableConsumableEquipped

Bonuses

Influence
12
Hack Power
8
Stealth Scripts
Yes

The Propagandist Laptop is an orange unix, sticker-ridden relic from another info-war. Damn keyboard emits heat, not just from overuse but from the stories it rewrites. Whether it’s election meddling or uncovering state secrets, this machine was built to bend narratives.

Its terminal runs deep into the darknet, the archive, and the firewalls of weast korea.

  • Boosts influence and hack power by 12 and 8 respectively
  • Activates stealth scripts for covert ops
  • Cooldown: 90 seconds

It is often recovered in abandoned war rooms, fake news bunkers, or sealed diplomatic pouches. No two contain the same data, each has a history.

“I opened a ZIP file labeled ‘truth.exe’. Two regimes collapsed and my cat won a local election.”

Originally distributed during the "Algorithmic Spring" by black-budget operatives. Digital archeology by KBVE SIGINT. Assets by KBVE Pixel Workshop.
Character
Boot Sequence
A whirr, a beep, and then... silence.
  • 05/27/2025 – Initial commit of the Propagandist Laptop data node

Chronicle

Lore

Issued to contract operators during the Algorithmic Spring, when the line between marketing and intelligence work stopped being a line. The machine boots into a clean desktop regardless of the previous session, which is reassuring until you realize the disk has no visible storage and the network indicator never stops blinking. Whoever owned it last did not turn it in, and their name never appears twice in the same article.

Originally distributed during the "Algorithmic Spring" by black-budget operatives. Digital archeology by KBVE SIGINT. Assets by KBVE Pixel Workshop.