
Restores health and grants a temporary speed burst.
Bonuses
- Health
- 30
- Speed
- 6
Crisp flatbread base bowing under a full top layer of refried beans, chili-flecked ground beef, jalapeños, shredded cheese, and a parting handful of cilantro the cook flung from too far away. The whole pizza arrives at the table still spitting oil in two visible places.
Entry

Restores health and grants a temporary speed burst.
The Tex-Mex Pizza is a food anomaly as a culinary riot of salsa, cheese, crushed red chips, hot sauce, and sweet regret all baked onto a slightly burnt tortilla crust.
Perfect for rebels with no time for cutlery and a death wish for spice. Originally a midnight dare during a kitchen blackout. Now a comfort meal in every rebel camp.
“Was it good? No. Was it hot? Yes. Did I eat the whole thing? Also yes.”
- Anonymous rebel before the Last Alley Dash
Every rebel group has their version. All of them swear theirs is the worst. And that is why it is the best.
Chronicle
Invented by argument at a crossroads diner where the line cook for the Mexican side and the line cook for the Italian side got tired of telling customers to pick one, and it has settled into the menu at every diner downstream ever since. Traditionalists from either tradition walk out when it is ordered, which is how most regulars know who the tourists are. Served only at late hours, on the theory that nothing about the pizza belongs to anybody sober enough to be offended by it.
Concept inspired by TB , h0lybyte and Art by KBVE Pixel Workshop.