Tex-Mex Pizza
The Tex-Mex Pizza is a food anomaly as a culinary riot of salsa, cheese, crushed red chips, hot sauce, and sweet regret all baked onto a slightly burnt tortilla crust.
Perfect for rebels with no time for cutlery and a death wish for spice. Originally a midnight dare during a kitchen blackout. Now a comfort meal in every rebel camp.
Tex-Mex Pizza
Crisp flatbread base bowing under a full top layer of refried beans, chili-flecked ground beef, jalapeños, shredded cheese, and a parting handful of cilantro the cook flung from too far away. The whole pizza arrives at the table still spitting oil in two visible places.
- Type: Food, Resource, Skilling
- Effects: Restores health and grants a temporary speed burst.
- Cooldown: 75 seconds.
- Rarity: uncommon
- Weight: 0.7
- Stackable: No
- Health: 30
- Speed: 6
- Restores 30 health
- Grants +6 speed for 150 seconds
- Cooldown: 75 seconds
- May ignite temporary confidence
- Can be used as a distraction item (enemies either flee or fight for it)
- Attracts critters, rebels, and very brave dogs
“Was it good? No. Was it hot? Yes. Did I eat the whole thing? Also yes.”
- Anonymous rebel before the Last Alley Dash
Every rebel group has their version. All of them swear theirs is the worst. And that is why it is the best.
Credit
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DevLog
Section titled “DevLog”- 05/30/2025 - Tex-Mex Pizza added as spicy consumable with health restore and speed boost