
Heals 15 health and provides a temporary strength boost.
Bonuses
- Health
- 15
- Mana
- 25
- Energy
- 25
- Strength
- 5
A thick, slow-moving liquid that coats the inside of the vial like wet paint. It hums when you bring it near metal, and the label warns against operating heavy machinery, prayer, or romance for twelve hours after consumption.
Entry

Heals 15 health and provides a temporary strength boost.
The Noodles Girthy Pharma Potion is a syrupy mixture brewed for dubious enhancement. While its texture may be questionable, its effects are immediate healing wounds and amplifying strength in critical moments.
This potion cannot be brewed by ordinary means. It requires restricted pharma-grade reagents that are banned in most guilds.
“It’s not about taste. It’s about raw, pharmaceutical domination.”
Chronicle
Formulated by NoodlesTech out of a rented lab above a laundromat, using precursor chemicals that the regulator has not yet invented categories for. The company pivoted to wellness branding in 2039 and stopped answering returns. Users report the same three dreams in rotation, always in this order: a staircase, a boardroom, and a meal they almost finished.
This potion was formulated by NoodlesTech Labs, using proprietary compounds. Asset provided by CraftPix.net (https://free-game-assets.itch.io/48-free-magic-potions-pixel-art-icons).