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Swiss Cheese

The Swiss Cheese is more than a snack, it’s a conversation starter with rodents and a trusted ration of wandering scholars. Aged to perfection, it improves mental clarity (briefly), though it might summon an audience you didn’t ask for.

Aged beneath the Alps or replicated in orbital dairy stations. KBVE Culinary Division classifies it as “edible and stable.”

Made from fresh milk or using modified milk.


Swiss Cheese

Swiss Cheese

A wedge of holey delight, aged with care and mystery. Smells mild but lingers forever.

  • Type: Food
  • Category: 392
  • Effects: Restores health and slightly improves focus. May attract unwanted attention.
  • Cooldown: 30 seconds.
  • Rarity: Common
  • Weight: 0.5
  • Stackable: Yes

Bonuses:
  • Health: 20
💰 Price: 55 $KHash
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  • Restores 20 health
  • Grants temporary +2 focus for 120 seconds
  • Attracts rodent-affiliated NPCs or hidden sewer allies
  • Cooldown: 30 seconds

  • Can be offered to ratfolk traders for discounts
  • Will spoil if exposed to direct gamma radiation

“Every hole in the cheese is a memory. Eat too many and you remember someone else’s past.”

  • The Cheeselord, Issue 3

Some say the holes align when placed under moonlight. Others say that’s nonsense. No one agrees. Everyone eats.


Art by KBVE Pixel Workshop.
Character
Rats in the Walls
You unwrap the cheese.

  • 05/30/2025 - Swiss Cheese added as restorative food with focus bonus and rodent interactions