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Propagandist Laptop

Item

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The Propagandist Laptop is an orange unix, sticker-ridden relic from another info-war. Damn keyboard emits heat, not just from overuse but from the stories it rewrites. Whether it’s election meddling or uncovering state secrets, this machine was built to bend narratives.

Its terminal runs deep into the darknet, the archive, and the firewalls of weast korea.

Propagandist Laptop

Propagandist Laptop

An outdated laptop brimming with influence campaigns and forgotten scripts. The fan runs louder when lies are typed. Why does it keep saying that it runs arch? Oh god, its update is several exa-holy-bytes, are those just node modules?!

  • Type: Tool
  • Category: 395
  • Effects: Enables narrative injection and cyber surveillance.
  • Cooldown: 90 seconds.
  • Rarity: Epic
  • Weight: 2.7
  • Stackable: No
Bonuses:
💰 Price: 3750 $KHash
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Usage

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  • Boosts influence and hack power by 12 and 8 respectively
  • Activates stealth scripts for covert ops
  • Cooldown: 90 seconds

Recovery

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It is often recovered in abandoned war rooms, fake news bunkers, or sealed diplomatic pouches. No two contain the same data—each has a history.

Lore

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“I opened a ZIP file labeled ‘truth.exe’. Two regimes collapsed and my cat won a local election.”

Credit

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Originally distributed during the "Algorithmic Spring" by black-budget operatives. Digital archeology by KBVE SIGINT. Assets by KBVE Pixel Workshop.
Character
Boot Sequence
A whirr, a beep, and then... silence.

DevLog

Section titled “DevLog”
  • 05/27/2025 – Initial commit of the Propagandist Laptop data node