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Paradox Sack of Potatoes

The Paradox Sack of Potatoes seems like an ordinary bundle of earthy nourishment, yet holding it feels… off. As if reality hiccups for a moment. Consuming it restores vitality and something stranger. Would make for an interesting and perplexing ingredient for a cozy meal, maybe fish n chips. Wait did that fish just talk?!


Paradox Sack of Potatoes

Paradox Sack of Potatoes

An ordinary sack of potatoes, except for the hum. It vibrates with an energy that predates logic and the redshift.

  • Type: Food
  • Category: 392
  • Effects: Restores health and briefly disorients reality.
  • Cooldown: 30 seconds.
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Weight: 3.5
  • Stackable: Yes

Bonuses:
  • Health: 35
  • Mana: 10
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  • Restores 35 health and 10 mana
  • May cause minor time displacement effects
  • Cooldown: 30 seconds

These potatoes cannot be farmed through normal means. They sprout in unstable zones, like where time loops or entropy falters.


“I peeled one once. Saw my birth and death in the same skin.”


The Paradox Potatoes were discovered accidentally by a rogue chef in a temporal rift. Concept was by Paradox from GDL and Asset artwork from KBVE Pixel Workshop.
Character
Found in the Fold
A farmer collapses on the path, sack clutched in hand.

  • 05/27/2025 – Initial implementation of Paradox Sack of Potatoes