Kiwi Jigsaw
The Kiwi Jigsaw is… difficult to describe politely. A plush (or preserved?) kiwi bird sits triumphantly atop a white mask, forever grinning in a rictus smirk. No one is sure who made it, or why, but the item radiates an aura that makes people pause, squint, and back away slowly?! or laugh until they weep.
Some say it moves when no one is looking. Others say it whispers riddles in the night. I say it gives you a reason to uninstall the game because you are a wimp.
You know what, try running a bunch of unsafe rust ffi code inside unsafe unity. Just kidding, you will lose the game, life, even the universe will be gone.
Kiwi Jigsaw
A taxidermy kiwi bird stitched atop a grim ceramic mask. Equal parts adorable and unnerving. It watches. It judges.
- Type: Curio
- Category: 411
- Effects: Emits a faint presence. May trigger fear or laughter depending on who is looking.
- Cooldown: 42069 seconds.
- Rarity: Unique
- Weight: 1.4
- Stackable: No
- Triggers random emotional responses in nearby NPCs or players
- Adds uncanny aura to your room, display case, or cursed collection
- 30% chance to emit a cursed presence, affecting luck or mood
- Cannot be destroyed. Cannot be duplicated. Do not feed it.
Found In
Section titled “Found In”Reported to appear:
- Inside amusement park basements.
- Abandoned roadside gift shops.
- Once, on top of a therapist’s desk… mid-session.
“You ever stare at something so stupid it became brilliant? Yeah. That. But also cursed.”
- Cpt. Git, last known owner of the Kiwi Jigsaw
No one’s been able to remove the kiwi without breaking something important. Some theorize it’s part of a larger… puzzle.
Credit
Section titled “Credit”
DevLog
Section titled “DevLog”- 05/28/2025 - Kiwi Jigsaw added as unique curio item with aura-based reactions and cursed affinity