Jared's Teddy Bear

Item

Jareds Teddy Bear is not a bear at all. This curio is a ziplock bag kinda sealed, stuffed with brittle newspaper clippings and topped with a smiley face drawn in black permanent marker. There’s a warmth to it… even if the warmth is mostly from your pity.

Still, it worked for Jared. And maybe it’ll work for you. Wait… was it Jareds or Donalds teddy bear.

Jared's Teddy Bear

A ziplock bag stuffed with old newspaper and sealed with tape. A smiley face is drawn in marker. It crinkles when hugged.

Type: Curio
Category: 408
Effects: Boosts morale slightly. May trigger unknown emotional responses in NPCs.
Cooldown: 5 seconds.
Rarity: Unique
Weight: 0.3
Stackable: No

Bonuses:

💰 Price: 2 $KHash

Not on Steam Market Not on Exchange

Usage

Provides a +1 morale boost when held
NPCs may respond with curiosity, pity, or unexpected kindness
Emits a soft crinkle sound when interacted with
Cannot be crafted or replaced

Found In

Recovered from the Silent Winter refugee bunkers, specifically under a vent in Pod 3B. Jared never let it go until he fell asleep for the last time.

Lore

“It was actually a ziploc bag filled with newspaper that I drew a smiley face on”

Jared from Silicon Valley, Season 3 Episode 7?.

“He said it was soft if you imagined hard enough.”
— Audio log, Bunker 3B caretaker

Some say the bear listens. Others say it remembers. Either way, no one ever throws it away.

Credit

Concept from silicon valley and item art by KBVE Pixel Workshop.

Crinkle in the Dark

You find it tucked behind an old cot.

DevLog

05/27/2025 - Jared’s Teddy Bear added as unique curio with emotional impact and ambient lore