Frozen Pizza Rolls
Frozen Pizza Rolls are the ultimate paradox: too cold to eat, too hot to handle, and somehow always slightly overcooked in one corner. Despite that, or maybe because of it, they’re beloved by scavengers, students, and survivors alike.
Eat them frozen in desperation, or cook them for better buffs and a lower chance of tongue incineration.
They are a culinary relic from the late Plastonomy Age. Found in frozen bunkers, old vending rigs, or deep freezer caches.
Frozen Pizza Rolls
A bag of bite-sized molten pockets of faux-Italian fury. Caution: may cause tongue trauma when overheated.
- Type: Food
- Category: 409
- Effects: Restores health and stamina. Can be cooked for enhanced effects.
- Cooldown: 30 seconds.
- Rarity: Common
- Weight: 0.8
- Stackable: Yes
- Health: 15
- Restores 15 health and 10 stamina
- May cause burn damage if consumed too soon after cooking (10% chance)
- Can be enhanced by cooking (use with Krispee Air Fryer or similar)
- Cooldown: 30 seconds
Crafting
Section titled “Crafting”Can be:
- Cooked for +25% effect boost
- Combined with spices or sauces for gourmet variations (e.g., Basil Byte, Volcanic Marinara)
“Every single bite is either frozen solid or hotter than a reactor core. There is no in-between. Only love.”
Once a mass-market snack, now a ration-treat of nostalgic power. Some claim eating one helps recall your childhood… or last week’s regrets.
Credit
Section titled “Credit”
DevLog
Section titled “DevLog”- 05/27/2025 - Frozen Pizza Rolls added with edible risk-reward logic and cooking bonus system